Yeah. Yeah That's right
Come on and come in South alabastron
The motherfukin' Jazz hits
Yeah I'm not trashy
But come and give me last hits
The motherfucker's in the haste
I say motherfucker again I'm gonna get hassled
But dont give me the right
Dont give me the rice
Dont give me the mice
I can't believe that I'm gonna breath again
I couldn't believe the first time it was a man
It was a man?
It was a man!
Big Black Shiny Man
(it was a big black shiny man)
I said look here big black shiny man
What you doing in my house
I don't take too kindly to strangers around here
and you don't look much like a mouse
I said show me your skin
It's definitely not as black as mine
I've been to the sun for seven days and eight nights
And still ain't got the time
Mister I ain't no big black shiny man
I'm a small white inch
And I got nothin' on you man
Well I'm totally sweet with that...
He was totally sweet with that
Na na na fuck that I'm cooler than cool
Nah man I'm the shit
He was completely cool
He's the shit
He was completely cool
He's the shit
Alright you might be the shit
But I'm the piss
I'm the piss in your pie
I'm the piss in your pillow
I'm the piss in your pheasant
Running round headless in your garden
I pissed on your garden
I pissed on your cabbage
I pissed on your carrot
I pissed on your chickens
But listen to me
I'm proud to be my inch
One inch or two
Cut in half and it's still just one.